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(Source: mylesbianloveblog)



I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 



porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house


most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.




tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins


i would so go on a walk with you

(Source: flewor)


One of my biggest turn ons: boys singing. Not necessarily good singing but whether they’re humming under their breath or just have a song stuck in their head
but really when they’re having a lot of fun with it, like borderline obnoxious off key singing in their car just to fuck around its a very very attractive


*starts developing crush* help i’ve fallen and i can’t get up