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aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

the-pietriarchy:

clearly-on-drugs:

the-pietriarchy:

there are still school shooter fangirls on this website

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do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?

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iPhone user:

I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6

Android user:

Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else

iPhone user:

I just like this pho-

Android user:

The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
~   Midnight Thoughts (via d0ntcallme-peanut)

(Source: reality-escape-artist)

rockyhorrorpictureshowpics:

'Dream it in your living room, be it in the theater'
humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am